Terrible Web Hosting

The Worst Possible Web Hosting!









Basic Features:

Optional Features:

Expensive Servers!

Non-Understandable Tech-Support!

No Superuser Access!

Little to OK Internet!

Little or No Internet Connection!

Less Random System Administrators Constantly Yelling At You For No Reason!

SSH Access! (If We Don't Hate You!)

Rat Feces in Servers!

Random System Administrators Constantly Yelling At You For No Reason!

500MBs of Bandwidth!

Only One User!

2GBs of Storage

Random Unwanted Charges To Your Credit Card!

More Random Unwanted Charges To Your Credit Card!

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